In Brighton there’s a nudist beach,
for all to just go and be.
If your into taking your clothes off,
so other folk can see.
It’s not my sort of pleasure,
I’d rather cover up.
I’m getting on in years now,
I’m not such a young pup.
I don’t like to go down there,
I rather not walk by.
But it’s okay as there’s a pile of stones
and I keep my eyes to the sky.
But the other day I tripped right up,
when I was collecting stones.
I had my eyes cast downward,
then into that place I did roam.
When I looked up I had a shock,
nude bodies was all I could see.
I shut my eyes so fast again,
clumsy, clumsy me!