I beg your pardon, I did not slur,
you’re mistaken it did not occur.
I’m okay, in fact I’m totally fine,
I assure you I can hold my wine.
It must be your ears, full of wax,
before you accuse, get your facts.
I am not drunk and I did not slur,
but now your face is just all a blur.
Fun response to the Daily Prompt word – Slur