So if you really want to eat me,
you will have to catch me first.
I will not make it easy for you,
I’m fast so you’ll work up a thirst.
I’m called duck as I have pluck,
I won’t give up life just like that.
If you really are that inclined,
why don’t you eat your pet cat.
Oh yes, my beak is quite a tool,
I’ll go first for your eyes if I can.
Really I’d think about it my friend,
why don’t you become a vegan.
I can’t quite get my head around the fact that people want to eat these beautiful creatures, life and let live they say, but surely that goes for all. ~